Oh, Internet, I love you soooooo much! You give and you give and you give. And just when I think you’ve given as much as you can, you give us ChristianNymphos.org.

Yes, a site dedicated to the dirty exploits of hardcore Christian women…who want to have hot and steamy sex…with only their husbands…and within the parameters of what the Lord says is acceptable.

From what I can tell, it’s basically two women who give advice to other women about what the Bible lets them do in bed (here’s a hint: anal’s OK!). As you can imagine, this site is FULL of really awesome stuff. I’ve taken the liberty of highlighting some of my favorite excerpts below…

“Since the Bible doesn’t give us a ‘Thou shalt not participate in anal sex with your spouse’ commandment, we take it as to mean that God wants us to use our own judgment on it.”

Question from a reader: “I am curious how the Christian nymphos have the time and energy they are investing. It sounds like they are having sex 6 and 7 times a week, Wow, where do you all get the energy and the time?”

“The possibilities of role-playing are endless! The only thing that I would caution you about is fantasizing about sinful situations or acts. An example of something sinful would be you and your spouse fantasizing about having a threesome with another person. That just wouldn’t be healthy for your marriage at all.”

“From what you wrote, it sounds like you and your future husband may be masturbating together and that you are experiencing an orgasm with him in some matter. I may have misunderstood, but if that is the case I would encourage you to consider whether you have overstepped an appropriate line in purity.”

“You asked about men shaving because you say you are interested in giving oral attentions to his testicles. What a wonderful thing to do!”

“We believe a sex toy is a sin if it replaces a wife’s sexual experience with her husband. We believe the needs of the couple come first. So if a wife is using a toy and it results in pleasing her to to point where she is no longer available to him, then we believe the woman is sinning.”

“Some couples are into another practice known as Snowballing. This is when the wife gives oral sex and saves the semen in her mouth. Then she kisses her husband and shares the semen with him. Although some couples may see this practice as unappealing or unusual, it certainly isn’t sinful.”

Worrying about Jesus while you’re snowballing your wife seems like it would take the fun out of sex. If you’re in the middle of some kinky adventure with your good Christian wife, wouldn’t it kill the mood if you have to pause and ask yourself, “Am I sinning if I jam this shampoo bottle up her ass?

Will I need to be forgiven by the power and glory of our good Lord Jehovah and his only son Jesus if we go ass-to-ass on a double dong dildo?

Oh most powerful God in heaven, am I defying your teachings if I take a huge shit on my dutiful wife’s face and call her a dog while wearing nipple clamps and having jumper cables hooked up to my balls?

Listem, I’m not sayin…I’m just sayin that it just seems to make sense if you go ahead and jam the shampoo bottle up there AND THEN ask for his forgiveness after. And yes, I already know I’m going to hell so who cares!

Tags: advice, Christian nymphos, god, internet, married sex, women, worldgaming

Winter is rapidly approaching which means snow. And snow inevitably means that snowball fight will break out. But as fun as snowball fights are, the worst part has always been the insane pain and burning caused from your hands feeling like they’re going to fall off from frantically sculpting your 100′th snowball.

Something that won’t be a problem with this snowball gun. It sculpts the ‘balls for you, three at a time actually, and you can use its internal slingshot to fire them at your neighbors kids up to 50 feet away.

Come to think of it, I remembered that thing that ever happened to me in a snowball fight was being hit by one that “accidentally” had a rock in it and was pissed on, but whatever, you get my point. With this baby tucked under your arm, you’ll be a force to be reckoned with and it’s all yours for $30.

Tags: freezing hands, slingshot, snow, snowball fights, snowballs, worldgaming

Hey everybody, your favorite gamers’ favorite gaming site here!!

So as you may know, WorldGaming will be opening up its Gamer Training Institute (GTI) soon, and because sometimes the best talent is right under your nose, we are making some positions available for our people to become Gamer Trainers.

Why would you want to do that? Well, you can…… Continue reading Looking for gaming coaches, trainers, teachers and mentors!!!

Tags: coaches, Gamer Training Institute, GTI, hints, mentors, money, skills, teachers, tips, trainers, tricks, videos, worldgaming

Meet my man Mephisto6000, kid has serious swagger. He’s got great game but he’s very humble while being well mannered and I dig that about him. He’s one of the better Madden and Halo players out there on WorldGaming. As I’m typing this he’s currently 19-3 and willing to take on all challengers!

He lives in the Bronx and when he’s not playing video games or studying, he’s solely focused on his passion in life: track and field.

Click on the link below to get to know the phenom better and send him a challenge…don’t be scared!!!!!!!

Continue reading WG player profile: Mephisto6000

Tags: Halo, Madden, Mephisto6000, WG player profile, worldgaming

These videos are not only hilarious but come with a very serious message.

Jonah Hill kills it in the first one, he’s hilarious!!! And nobody beats Borat in the second one.

Be sure to pass these along to 5 friends. And yes, for the record, I am registered to vote and will do so!

I’ll shut up now and let you watch. Be sure to watch the one above first and then follow it by watching the one below.

Jonah Hill kills it in the first one, he’s hilarious!!!

Tags: 5 friends, uncensored, vote, worldgaming

The PSP does a good job of of giving us games similar to the SNES, but the controls just aren’t the same. That’s why you have to use an SNES pad!

So I thank this modder created this crazy hack by installing a new socket to the back of his PSP that’s wired straight to the motherboard. And as you can see, it plays Super Mario World pefectly and you don’t even need to reboot.

If you ask me, this beats playing the PSP with a Dual Shock 3. But that’s just me, any my opinion means nothing. I still think that Mike Tyson’s Punch Out is the greatest game ever!

Tags: controller, hack, modded, PSP, SNES pad, worldgaming

You know how when you’re pissed off you’re supposed to squeeze on of those little stress balls or punch a pillow to magage your anger? Well imagine that if instead of a pillow, you were punching shadows of a giant mattress on the wall. And instead of just punching, you were throwing ‘bows, landing some roundhouse kicks and unleashing some srious headbutts as well.

Now imagine that those shadows belong to your friends (or coworkers) and you get extra points for hitting them harder. You can now stop imagining because You now have Remote Impact. It’s the silliest, funnest looking interactive fitness game I’ve ever seen in my life, save some of the Wii aps.

Remote Impact: Shadow Boxing Over a Distance registers how much brute force is behind every punch, making it a lot like a full body version of Street Fighter. According to the developers, the game is a great way to socially bond and have some team building exercises.

As hilarious and awesome as this looks (it’s worth clicking the link to see the video), I’m not sure if I’ll feel any closer to any of the guys here knowing that they likes to aim for the nuts.

But it sure as hell beats squeezing a stressball.

Tags: elbowing, fitness, punching, Remote Impact: Shadow Boxing Over a Distance, shadows, stress, worldgaming

Since the Boston Red Sox got bounced by those lovable Tampa Bay Rays, they can fully devote their attention to more pressing matters.

Like the ‘Sex Rod’ case.

An interesting but completely fucking stupid copyright/patent case for the ages, the argument of slang terms for a penis are argued. The long and short of it is that back in July of 2005, Brad Francis Sherman from New York, (which I’m sure didn’t help the matter at all), applied for a patent and trademarked the term ‘Sex Rod’ written in the stylized font similar to the above ‘Red Sox’ logo. His intention was to satirize the Red Sox trademark and brand clothing items for sale with his ‘Sex Rod’ logo.

He was going to put the logo on cardigans, t-shirts, lingerie, night gowns and other clothing items.

But the Red Sox organization has been fighting Sherman’s use of their logo arguing that it is immoral, scandalous, and could imply a false endorsement from the baseball team.

One of the funniest and best parts of this whole thing is reading through the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board’s testimony where the Red Sox lawyers argue that ‘rod is a euphemism for the male anatomy.’

No shit huh?!? WhenBut it is pretty funny to imaging a bunch of nerds in suits arguing over whether ‘the public’ would reasonably assume that ‘rod’ would be understood to mean ‘an object with phallic qualities’.

Get a fucking grip.

I think what really fucked Sherman’s case to keep his Sex Rod brand was that he intended to produce the logo on children’s clothing including baby bibs and infant-wear. The board was none too happy with the thought of babies sporting ‘Sex Rod’ paraphernalia.

Reminds me of that Disney kids underwear that said ‘Dive In’ on it.

In the end, Sherman was blocked from using Sex Rod mostly because he couldn’t produce any products with the logo or the intention of using these products. The ‘intent to use’ clause did not appear to be filled by Sherman. He argued he could launch a product line in minutes by simply creating a ‘Cafe Press’ account, but the board didn’t buy that theory and thought he was just dicking them around.

However, the board did disagree with the Red Sox on one major point, judging that it would be unreasonable to assume someone seeing the Sex Rod logo would imply endorsement from the team. So they aren’t completely off base on that one. Unfortunately, that wasn’t enough to persuade them the other way and it now looks like Sex Rod clothing is down and out.

Bets that Alex Rodriguez jumps in and buys this name???

Tags: Ben Francis Sherman, Boston, clothing, logos, New York, Red Sox, rod, Sex Rod, worldgaming

It’s a a technique that’s more commonly used to get images from the supersonic shock cones forming around test aircraft in wind tunnels, but now a group of scientists say they’ve captured the dynamics of a cough on film for the first time.

And yes…it looks absolutely disgusting but kinda cool at the same time.

So there’s a thing called Schlieren photography which involves shining collimated light past a knife edge onto a target, and variations in the refractive index of moving air create “shadows” of a sort in the image captured on film. It’s most often used to solve aeronautical air-flow problems, or weapons in action. Like shot fired from an AK47.

But the great Doctor Gary Settles from Penn State University and Julian Tang from Singapore tweaked the technique and created an image of the turbulent air stirred up by a cough, which is apparently a very unexplored phenomenon. They plan to use the technique to explore how coughs spread diseases like SARS and the flu.

Good…SARS sucks almost as much as bird flu!!

This new science could end up having big health pay-offs in the long run but I’m focusing on the short term, so if this image means one thing to you it shoudl be this: next time you think you have to cough around me, put your hand over your mouth or I will punch you!

Tags: atomic bomb cough, cough dynamics, Dr. Gary Settles, Oenn State University, Schlieren photography, worldgaming

Here’s a little piece of advice for all of you: when riding a high-speed train with a toilet that uses super-high powered suction to flush, keep your hand out of there.

This shouldn’t be advice and should be common knowledge, but I have to advise you on things like this since one unlucky Frenchman learned the value of this nugget of knowledge the hard way when he dropped his phone into the toilet of a TGV train. When he reached in to get it, the suction kicked in, and that’s when he really got himself into some serious shit (hahaha…I’m so funny!).

The train had to make an emergency stop for two hours while rescue workers tried to get the idiot out. They ended up having to remove the entire toilet from the train with the idiot’s arm still stuck in it.

Benoit Gigou, a witness to the man-eating toilet, said that “He came out on a stretcher, with his hand still jammed in the toilet bowl, which they had to saw clean off.”

Let this be a lesson to us all. Don’t mess with train toilets.

Tags: BBC, Frenchman, TGV train, toilet, train, worldgaming