
It’s always one of the best guy debates and it never gets old: if you could be any other guy in the world (besides yourself) who would it be?
My answer has been the same for over 10 years now and it’s not even up for debate in my mind: Derek Jeter.
Let’s see, the guy plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. He’s on of the greatest winners of all-time with his 4 World Series rings. Won a World Series MVP to go with 9 All-Star apperances. He’s universally loved and respected by all and is King of New York. Plus the guy is pretty good looking (not that I’m gay and not that there’s anything wrong with that!) and has made hundreds of millions of dollars playing a game he and I love.
But all those reasons, as nice as they are, aren’t why I’d choose to be Jeter. I would love to be him because of the roster of women he’s been with. I’ve displayed 9 of his ex girlfriends below (one for every position in baseball) so let’s take a look shall we…
Mariah Carey (back in 97-98 when she was young and smoking hot)
Lara Dutta (Miss Universe 2000…enough said)
Jordana Brewster (talentless but hot)
Scarlett Johansson (they’re real and they’re spectacular…I know from experience!!)
Gabrielle Union (best thing about Bad Boys 2)
Jessica Alba (this is for you Paul)
Adriana Lima (from Jeter to Marko Jaric….ouch!!)
Vanessa Minnillo (from Jeter to Nick Lachey but at least Lachey got Jessica Simpson so props to him)
Jessica Biel (Jeter is way cooler than Justin Timberlake)
Notice how he dumps all these chicks and they end up with some other losers. Must suck for those guys coming after the fact and trying to match up to his credentials. And now he’s dating the lovely Minka Kelly who you can see both above and below. Some guys got it all, I’m jealous!!

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