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December 22nd, 2008

Happy Hanukkah/Chanukah

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Happy Hanukkah or Chanukah to my jewish friends out there across the world. Lighting the candels are lots of fun, but jerking off to these chicks is even better.

Behold, the top 10 hottest jews in Hollywood. I bet a bunch of you didnt even know some of these chicks were jewish (who knew Meadow Soprano was?!?!), this knowledge makes them ten times hotter.

Mazel, Mazel…good things!!!!!!!!

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December 16th, 2008

Marisa supports us gaming nerds

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Being that I’m all about Spike today (see the video below) and I’m all about my girl Marisa EVERYDAY, I figured why not get us off to a good week with some pictures (click through to see all of them) of her looking ravishing as always at Spike’s Video Game Awards.

It must be intimidating for her to be in a room full of gamers who masturbate to her pictures at least twice a day.

If I were her, I wouldn’t shake anyone’s hand…except mine of course!!!!!!!!!!

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December 11th, 2008

Jennifer Aniston GQ sexy shots!!!

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Jennifer Aniston continues to age gracefully while continuing to show her naughty side by stripping down to just a striped necktie in the January issue of GQ magazine.

Bless her heart. Somewhere my good friend JRC is a happy man! You might remember that she famously posed topless for the magazine back in 2005 and three years later, she dares to bare even more.

Her girl-next-door image took a hit recently with the release of a calendar containing shots from some of her racier photoshoots (her nipples were showing!) but this just proves that at almost 40-years-old she is still a 10.

John Mayer is a lucky man!

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November 18th, 2008

it’s not Friday but…

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I haven’t posted anything of her in a while so I give you this because I love the WorldGamers and because I got a message asking me to post any pictures I had of her so I didn’t really need much more of an incentive.

This is just about as good as it gets…my girl struttin her stuff at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show from this past weekend.

She pretty much comes close to being the perfect woman. Her face is flawless, her body is unreal and she’s built everywhere else…what else could you ask for?

Aside from my Julie…nothing!

Click on the link below for more pictures and enjoy!!!!!!

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Many of you probably just read that headline and started to freak out because you’re lone source of getting laid might be severly affected.

I feel for ya guys. It’s a sad day that you had to know was coming because I regret to inform you that Craigslist will now be cracking down on prostitution ads. According to Yahoo:

“Under the watchful eye of law enforcement in 40 states, Craigslist pledged Thursday to crack down on ads for prostitution on its Web sites. As part of Craigslist’s agreement with attorneys general around the country, anyone who posts an “erotic services” ad will be required to provide a working phone number and pay a fee with a valid credit card. The Web site will provide that information to law enforcement if subpoenaed.”

It really is a shame that law enforcement is wasting their time and enery on this kind nonsense. If this were meant to crack down on underaged prostitution then ok, crack the whip on that, but if two consenting adults want to exchange money for sex…what’s the problem???

The age old adage is that dating is the same thing as prostitution. You have to wine and dine a chick over dinner, take her to the movies and buy her drinks when you go out. So basically by the end of the night you’ve spent $150 to get her in the sack. I don’t see a difference, except one is simply more direct about the transfer of money. Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world and if these law enforcement idiots think they can get rid of it, then they are wasting our tax paying dollars.

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November 6th, 2008

celebrity pin-ups

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I’m all for putting hot chicks on the blog but I’m not sure if this post qualifies as “hot chicks.” I guess that’s because I’m not really into the whole pin-up burlesque thing.

I don’t think it’s sexy, it’s dated and the girls who are usually doing it are fat, suicide girl types who listen to rockabilly and have asymmetrical bangs and patent leather 2 tone shoes they got at some shitty and musty vintage store. Whenever I see them perform with their titty tassels, or even just walkin down the street with their 1950s style glasses, I just think to myself that they are attention craving girls who can’t get any attention otherwise without a shitty novelty act where they don’t even get naked while embracing being overweight.

But I digress because phtotographer Timothy White decided to create a book called Hollywood Pin-Ups and a bunch of hollywood starlets jumped at the opportunity. I added a bunch of the pics for you to see if you click the link below to read more.

Now you don’t have to buy the book and I saved you a couple of dollars that you can use to make a deposit on WorldGaming with.

If my opinion matters (and it doesn’t) I think Elisa Cuthbert and Gina Gershon look the best, they’re simply amazing! Thanks me later and enjoy!

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I know you’ve heard about this chick and if you haven’t, then you need to get a life and get out more. Still, I’ll catch you up.

For the record, and I’m sure you’ll agree, this chick is totally fucked in the head. At first I thought it was a publicity stunt but it’s not because ”Natalie Dylan” (not her real name because you know, she’ll auction off her virginity but not reveal her name!) wants to “capitalize on her virginity” by auctioning it off through the Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada.

I wonder if it makes it OK since she plans to use th money so that she can go to grad school to become - wait for it…wait for it…a family and marriage counselor!!!!!!

Look, I’m all for people trying to fuck and make it honest, but there has to be more dignified ways of making money. Go get a normal job like the rest of society does when they want to continue their education! 

I wonder how she goes through a virginity test to prove the guy isn’t getting ripped off. But I’m even more curious to know when the fuck she actually gonna do this?!?

I’ve been judgmental of Miss Dylan, but she does have the right to do this. Which now leads me to the suitors.

Meet Mr. Burns. He showed up on the Trya Banks Show the other day along with “the virgin” to talk about the whole thing. I love it when the 59-year-old Burns is introduced, the audience doesn’t know whether to clap or boo and Tyra calls him out right away saying, “You look like my accountant!”

You can form you own opinions but the whole thing is awkward and hilarious so enjoy!

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October 23rd, 2008

2-for-1 Marisa

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Anytime I get pictures of my Marisa in her bikini you know it’s going to be a good day. I thought my birthday was next month but apparently I’m wrong…today is because not only do I have hot pictures of Marisa but I’ve also got a video.

Jackpot!!!!!!!

One of these days she’ll come to her senses and realize that having a blogger as a boyfriend has it’s perks. and so you know…YOU GOTTA CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW THE VIDEO TO SEE ALL THE PICTURES!!!

But don’t worry Juel…I still love you more : )

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A lot has been made of this so here are some pics of pornstar whore Lisa Ann playing Sarah Palin in an upcoming porno documenting the trials and tribulations of Sarah Palin’s ascendency to vice presidential nominee. I also heard the porno covers her economic policy, her tax plan, her foreign policy and socio-economic views on globalization.

This is gonna be great! Click blow to see a bunch of additional photos…enjoy!

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October 13th, 2008

your Monday morning blood flow

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This is especially for my man J. Diddy down in FLA who’s taking good care of J. Momma…we’re praying for you and have no doubt you’ll be fine : )

Monday’s are a real bitch to get up for but here’s something good to start your week with…Stacy Keibler in Maxim magazine. I used to love watching wrestling back in the day but now the only reason to watch is for the hot chicks. Wrestling used to be good back in the Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Macho Man days but now it just seems lazy, unpassionate and a hundred times cornier.

Regrdless, if you ask me, they really don’t get any sexier than Miss Keibler…unless of course it’s Marisa Miller.

Anyways if these pics (click the link below for more) aren’t enough to get your blood flowing…I’m out of suggestions.

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