the queen of bird poo

We live in a pretty shallow society. There’s no shortage disgusting substances people will wipe on themselves to try and look younger.

And now you can now add bird poo to that list.

If there is a God, then somewhere up in heaven he’s saying “What the….? Really? They’re rubbing bird crap on their skin? Why the hell did I even bother wasting a whole day making aloe plants?”

Nydailynews.com reports: “When Victoria Beckham was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials,” a friend of the 34-year-old star recently told Closer magazine. “She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”

First of all, if rubbing bird poop on your face made you look younger, the homeless dude who lives near my building would look like Posh’s husband. But he doesn’t. He looks homeless.

I guess the way it goes is the more disgusting the skin cream, the more people want to buy it. I’ll even go so far as to say that in a few years we’ll see Paris Hilton bathing in rhinoceros crap. You heard it here first!!!!!!

Tags: bird shit, face cream, NY Daily News, Victoria Beckham, worldgaming