I love seeing those “God-is-watching-you-masturbate” lists. Why you might ask? Because I always get excited to see which ones I’ve done and which ones I need to do.
And while all of us have lied, lusted, swore, stole, gotten drunk or practiced witchcraft on occasion, there are always a few “sins” on here that make absolutely no sense at all.
Not only is “murder” tucked away nicely in the bottom right hand corner like it’s an afterthought, but why is incest on here? Are there a lot of brothers and sisters who are just dying to fuck each other but won’t because God doesn’t want them to? I think most siblings are way more into hating their parents and trying to bang other people than they are each other.
Because if it’s the latter, I’m crossing it off my list. And so is the great Sandy Lyle!!!!!!!! If you don’t know me, Along Came Polly is one of my favorite movies and he is without doubt…one of the greatest movie characters EVER!!!
I’ve always like Brad Pitt and not because I fantasize about him running through a dewy meadow with his shirt off and glistening from sweat like most other people do. I like him because he’s pretty funny in his movies. Oh…and he bangs and/or has banged hot chicks.
This just gives him even more street cred with WorldGaming. I never would have suspected him to something this crazy but it’s fucking hilarious and there’s no way you don’t laugh at least 5 times. Who would have ever thought he could be this funny?!?!?
Ya boi, David Beckham gets caught by Posh peeking at some booty action! Hilarious, look at her face when she catches him! In his defense, they were dancing right in Becks’ face…..too bad we don’t get a booty shot! Love it……