Normally this story would be totally irrelevant to me and it’s probably not even true but it involves Twitter so I had to post it after what I went through this weekend. Levy made me sign up for Twitter this past weekend because he did so he wouldn’t stop talking about it and hounding me to do it. I was basically held in friendship ransom, as he wouldn’t talk about anything else until I signed up, so I did to shut him the hell up!
Then I read this today and had to pass it along…
“This heart didn’t come with instructions,” is what my boy John Mayer Twittered after Jennifer Aniston supposedly dumped him over the phone.
Reason being? He twittered too much. I’m telling you and have told everyone for years…John Mayer is the man!!
Guy didn’t have time to call, text or write her and just told her “I’ve been so busy with work” when Aniston called him up. Essentially saying “Listen, if you want to know what I’m doing, check out my Twitter page!”
What a guy! If this is true (and I’m not saying it is) then maybe the fact that he’s now single will give him more time to bang out Tweets from his BlackBerry and hang out with smokin hot chicks!
Tags: dumped, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, obsession, Twitter, worldgaming
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