One of the first things I think about when the Olympics come around is how much sex is going down at these things? All these superior and good looking athletes (including my girl Leryn Franco) are walking around half naked most of the time so it’s only natural that they’re going to be attracted to each other. And it’s not like they’re going to be intimidated to talk to one another, they already have an easy ice breaker being from different countries and sharing the fact that they’re one of the best in the world at what they do.
So to give us insight into the freak fests that go down in Olympic Villages, former Olympian Matthew Syed, who now works as a commentator, wrote for the Times of London, “This sex fest … [happened] right here in Beijing. Olympic athletes have to display an unnatural … level of self-discipline in the build-up to big competitions. How else is this going to manifest itself than with a volcanic release of pent-up hedonism?”
Syed said that winners “as geeky as Michael Phelps” were wanted by tons of female athletes, but that even the losers get some lovin.
Matthew says he “got laid more often in those two and a half weeks (at the Barcelona games in ‘92) than the rest of my life up to that point.”
And this guy played table tennis!!!
When are video games going to become an Olympic sport?!?!?!?
Tags: Beijing, Matthew Syed, Olympic Village, Olympics, sex fest








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