A new study on the “Happiness Index” polled 8,500 Australians aged 18-64, and in a shock that comes to nobody…they found out that men are happiest when they’re on the internet. Could be because porn rules every mans mind, but that’s just a guess. Of course, what makes women happy is spending quality time with the fam. I can’t see how the discrepancy could cause any relationship problems.

I could retire if I had a dollar for everytime a woman said to a man, “Why are you watching XXX movies online when you have me?”

What’s even sadder is that exercise is what made people the most unhappy from either gender. What a fat and lazy world we’re becoming. Men also were happier when ”being intimate with another person” than women are. Really, men are hornier than women? Women were more likely to find happiness in pets. And everyone likes relaxing.

Tags: exercise, Happiness Index, internet, men, porn, women, worldgaming

 
I use both Firefox and Internet Explorer. I actually do all my blogging for WorldGaming on IE even though I use Firefox for just about everything else, don’t ask me why. But IE is making a move to bring back users.

Naturally, they’re turning to porn and they have my undivided attention. No joke, when it comes to the internet, the answer is always porn. You can’t deny it. You know it, I know it, and apparently Microsoft knows it because word is they’re floating the idea of incorporating a private browsing feature, a.k.a “porn mode,” similar to Safari (which Firefox pulled from their 3.0 version) that would allow users to thoroughly cover up their XXX tracks from anyone who might be snooping on them.

The IE 8 Beta 2 release should be coming out any day now, so as soon as it does I’ll be sure to let you know if this feature made it into the build. I guess the real question is, would private browsing make IE more appealing to you, or is it a non-issue?

Take a wild guess which way 16 year old boys and the person punching the keys on this post are going?!?!?

Tags: Firefox, IE, Internet Explorer, porn